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Lilith
11-12-2005, 08:59 PM
Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...


The Center for Disease Control & Prevention has released a list of symptoms
of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:


1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
IAKaraokeGirl
11-12-2005, 09:04 PM
*snort*

:grin:
dicksbro
11-12-2005, 09:26 PM
If they crow like that, are we liable to think of them as dumb clucks? :confused:
Mercury_Maniac
11-12-2005, 10:29 PM
what does it mean when you are only experiencing no. 6?
scotzoidman
11-13-2005, 01:36 AM
Lil, I'm surprised that you would stoop to posting such a fowl item...




...I mean, I'd feel so chickenshit...
Oldfart
11-13-2005, 03:30 AM
I'd be ducking if I made a comment like that, Scotz.
jseal
11-13-2005, 07:18 AM
what does it mean when you are only experiencing no. 6?

Senior Management material perhaps?
dicksbro
11-13-2005, 10:57 AM
what does it mean when you are only experiencing no. 6?

What does a glass maker think after taking ExLax?