Wu Hu

[fzzy]

I saw them putting a factoid on a show called "Love Lounge" on MTV tonight (just channel surfing) ... they said that the Empress Wu Hu (of a dynasty ... but don't remember which dynasty it was) required visiting dignataries to give her oral sex in order to pay homage to her ....

Does anyone else get a good chuckle out of that .... I mean "Wu Hu" Wooo Hooo!!!! :) just had to share that one!

[osuche]

/me starts looking for a kingdom so I can get some homage. :D

[Lilith]

I'm officially announcing my candidacy for the 2005 Empress of Pixies position :p :slurp:

[jseal]

Lilith,

Where does the line form for those paying homage? :lust:

[WildIrish]

/me respectfully proposes the title "Empress Hu Hu" and takes his place in line. :D

[Aqua]

Candidacy? You think we're going to bother with an election? :rolleyes2 :p

[Glyndwr]

If you look hard enough you can find anything on WWW:

"One of history's most flamboyant human recipients of oral pleasure was the notorious Empress Wu Hu, who ruled China during the T'ang Dynasty. Wu Hu decreed that all visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her royal puss. Paintings depict Wu Hu holding her big ornate robes open, as a handsome nobleman kneels before her, lavishly applying his lips to the imperial pleasure palace between her thighs. "

A custom that I think should be re-instated immediately and not just for royalty

[wyndhy]

Does anyone else get a good chuckle out of that .... I mean "Wu Hu" Wooo Hooo!!!! :) just had to share that one!
i think that must be where the expression came from :D

/me respectfully requests to become one of mistress lilith's hand maidens

[Lilith]

i think that must be where the expression came from :D

/me respectfully requests to become one of mistress lilith's hand maidens

Maiden Hiney Hu? :p

[wyndhy]

:grin:

[Scarecrow]

/me starts looking for a kingdom so I can get some homage. :D


I pronouce you The Empress of San Fran, so now we can pay homage :bj:

[wyndhy]

better yet...maiden hu hu :p

[Cassiopeia]

it's good to be an empress :D

[WildIrish]

If you look hard enough you can find anything on WWW:

"One of history's most flamboyant human recipients of oral pleasure was the notorious Empress Wu Hu, who ruled China during the T'ang Dynasty. Wu Hu decreed that all visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her royal puss. Paintings depict Wu Hu holding her big ornate robes open, as a handsome nobleman kneels before her, lavishly applying his lips to the imperial pleasure palace between her thighs. "

A custom that I think should be re-instated immediately and not just for royalty


Did anyone else notice that she was from the "tang" dynasty? :D

[Lilith]

Yes :D

[ozfuzz]

Just wondering about the date that came on.

Wouldn't have been last friday would it.

[Lilith]

Just wondering about the date that came on.

Wouldn't have been last friday would it.

HUSH!!!!!!

As long as it end in me getting licked....who cares :D

[Lilith]

Cunnilingus & fellatio: Only Royal example
There is no reason to suppose that royal personages do not enjoy their sex the same as the rest of us. Apart from the occasional scandal, however, we know very little of the sexual predilections of reigning monarchs: sometimes, after the event, some information leaks out. There is one nice case on record - of royal oral sex. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu evidently a keen feminist, designed a sexual custom aimed at elevating the female and humbling the male. To her fellatio represented supposed masculine supremacy: so she devised a means whereby "licking of the lotus stamen" could be exalted into prime extra coital importance and thus symbolise the advent of feminine domination. Wu Hu insisted that all governmental officials and visiting dignitaries pay homage to her Imperial Highness by performing cunnilingus upon her. Thus old paintings depict the empress holding her robe open while a dignitary kneels before her to lick her genitals (A. Edwardes & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica").


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From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.
© 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons

[lizzardbits]

A custom that I think should be re-instated immediately and not just for royalty


i second that motion!

[fzzy]

Just wondering about the date that came on.

Wouldn't have been last friday would it.

If you're asking about the program Love Lounge that I saw it on ... I think I was catching a re-broadcast, so don't know when it aired originally ... but I saw it 11:00 p.m. Pacific time on Thursday night 4/7/05.

And I'm all with Glyndwr's suggestion as well .. and I guess bowing before the Empress HuHu will take on a whole new meaning! :D

[wyndhy]

her name was empress wu hu.
she declared a ritual new, too.
she’d open her robes,
and they’d come in droves
to lick and lap at her hoo hoo

she liked the men on their knees
it was her right, no need to say “please”
taste her! sublime!, they sang
and so named the dynasty t’ang
cause what else would you call it? :p geez!

:D:D

[Lilith]

Lol :D

[BigBear57]

Hell bears have paid homage by eatin' their honeys for ages.... just tell me where to start!

[Salacious]

Is this possibly where the expression "sucking up to royalty" originated? :blink: