Finish This Sentence…

[musicman]

The books you would take to a desert island if you were going to spend the rest of your life there are.......mny by my fave authors to keep me occupied

I'm sure suzy was looking for a better answer but

[dicksbro]

I'm sure Suzy was looking for a better answer but ... but in my state of arousal, it was hard to think of anything clever.

Reaching for the doorknob ...

[thereIam]

Reaching for the doorknob ... is kinda useless in an elevator.

The real reason women use vibrators is ...

[musicman]

The real reason women use vibrators is ...they haven't met the pixies men needed to satisfy them

I only eat red jujubes because

[dicksbro]

I only eat red jujubes because ... the blue ones clash with my jeans. (Okay, so it's a flakey end to the sentence. :D)

I carry a box of Kleenex ...

[musicman]

I carry a box of Kleenex ...in case I sneeze - why do you?

I need a vacation because

[rrlr420]

I need a vacation because my boss is an asshole and I am going to choke him if I dont get some time off soon.

I would love it if someone would...

[thereIam]

I would love it if someone would ... save the whales.

If necessary, press the ...

[dicksbro]

If necessary, press the ... button labeled "Press, if necessary." :D :D

Place your order ...

[WildIrish]

Place your order...into the microphone located in the clown's mouth, then drive around to the rear to pick up your food.

Walking in the dark...

[dicksbro]

Walking in the dark...to pick up the order, he was mugged. :(

(Don't you hate sad stories? :))

Building a deck ...

[musicman]

Building a deck ...is a lost cause for me seeing as I already have one

walking in memphis

[SuzyQ]

Walking in Memphis is something I would like to do one day.

Walking in the snow....

[musicman]

Walking in the snow....can be very peaceful

wandering aimlessly through the rain

[dicksbro]

Wandering aimlessly through the rain ... can also be fun ... wet, but fun. :)

Give me enough rope ...

[rockintime]

Give me enough rope ... but aren't there better uses for hemp?


Parading down the street ...

[dicksbro]

Parading down the street ... the naked couple drew loud applause!

A bird in hand ...

[thereIam]

A bird in hand ... will usually peck the hell out of you!

To claim prizes ...

[dicksbro]

To claim prizes ... produce your raffle ticket.

For crying out loud ...

[Lilith]

For crying out loud ... cry silently:p


6 men and 1 woman make...

[dicksbro]

6 men and 1 woman make...for one very happy gal ... and raises Kleenex stock three points. :D :D

Louisiana Woman ... Mississippi Man ...

[rockintime]

Louisiana Woman ... Mississippi Man ...love-making with a soft southern accent.


The last time I drank too much ...

[dicksbro]

The last time I drank too much ... was years and years ago.

The last time I talked to a policeman ....

[rockintime]

The last time I talked to a policeman .... , I'm sure he must have had a malfunctioning radar gun.


The vibrator buzzing ...

[dicksbro]

The vibrator buzzing ... told me someone was having fun.

K-Y Gel on the dresser ...

[Pegasusx62]

K-Y Gel on the dresser...tells me someone is anticipating some fun.

Give someone an inch....

[imaginewithme]

Give someone an inch.....and damn if they don't want a mile.

Damn if you do....

[dicksbro]

Damn if you do ... because no good deed goes unpunished.

What I'd like to do now is ...

[rockintime]

What I'd like to do now is ... spend a month touring Australia and New Zealand.

Forgetting his rendezvous with her ...

[dicksbro]

Forgetting his rendezvous with her ... was really tough since they were Siamese Twins. (Okay, I'm sorry ... the devil made me do it. :))

Monday always ...

[rockintime]

Monday always ... means horrendous lines in the airport.


Possible the best ...

[dicksbro]

Possibly the best ... time could be had staying in the room with a bottle of wine, dimmed lights, and a loving partner.

(Dang, sounds good to me. :D)

The reality is ...

[rockintime]

The reality is ... the room's messy, the wine's already been drunk, the lights are bright as hell...and where did that loving partner disappear to? :(


The main complaint of the sex education class was ...

[dicksbro]

The main complaint of the sex education class was ... it wasn't co-ed and they didn't schedule any labs. :(

It's suppose to rain ...

[musicman]

It's suppose to rain ...tomorrow and friday

today is hump day so.....

[dicksbro]

Today is hump day so.....let's all get humping. :D

You take the high road ...

[musicman]

You take the high road ...and I'll take the shorter way around :D

she'll be coming round the mountain

[Sugarsprinkles]

she'll be coming round the mountain...............when she cums harder than she's ever cum before. :D:D



I haven't had any....................

[WildIrish]

I haven't had any sex in almost two weeks!

I'm getting ready to.....

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm getting ready to scream because I haven't had any sex in 6 months!



It's getting so bad that

[dicksbro]

It's getting so bad that that the squirrels are giving the house a wide berth. :D

It would be much better if ...

[SuzyQ]

i would be much better if I was having sex right now..and screaming to orgasm...

Into every life....

[dicksbro]

Into every life.... a little lust should fall.

Getting undressed ...

[thereIam]

Getting undressed ... is the first step toward having sex.

If I don't get naked soon ...

[dicksbro]

If I don't get naked soon ... the clothes may need washing. :D

I've go an itch ...

[SuzyQ]

I've got an itch that's too hard to reach...

I am planning to have sex.....

[denny]

I am planning to have sex tonight.

Sex is the beginning of........

[dicksbro]

Sex is the beginning of...nine month process.

Love is ...

[thereIam]

Love is ... much more fun than sex.

If I had to choose ...

[dicksbro]

If I had to choose ... but one web site, it'd have to be Pixies. ;)

My favorite bodily part is ...

[thereIam]

My favorite bodily part ... is usually covered in lace.

Monday mornings are...

[dicksbro]

Monday mornings are...especially tough after a nice weekend.

When she asks if I will ...

[thereIam]

When she asks if I will ... I usually do.

If I could do anything I choose ...

[dicksbro]

If I could do anything I choose ... I probably wouldn't be in central Illinois right now with a chance of snow in our evening forecast. :D

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ...

[thereIam]

If I could go out for dinner, I'd like to order ... using your credit card.

If politicians truly are public servants ...

[musicman]

If politicians truly are public servants ...then maybe one day they might actually look out for someone other than themselves.

I'm tired of giving my hard earned money to the government only to see them.....

[Sugarsprinkles]

waste it on nonsense.





I need to get laid so bad.............

[dicksbro]

I need to get laid so bad.............I've pulled back the covers.

I've got to take a nap ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

I've got to take a nap........perchance to dream of having great sex with someone special.




The best time of day for sex ........................

[inmydreemz]

Groupies can be indentified by...............their short miniskirts and mouths shaped in "o".

So, when are we gonna............

[dicksbro]

Inmydreemz ... you need to finish the sentence started by sugarsprinkles. She ended with ... "The best time of the day for sex ....." and so you need to finish that before starting your sentence.

The best time of the day for sex ... is right now!

Then you can start your sentence ...

So, when are we gonna ...

and I'll do that one

So, when are we gonna ... have supper?

and I'll start the sentence.

With friends like this ....

[strokeplayer]

With friends like this, you will always have a great time.

There are days that I wonder if...

[musicman]

There are days that I wonder if...I'll make it through the day without killing someone (figuratively)

People are unique because

[denny]

People are unique because they posses such different genetic material.

Men are superior to women in...

[thereIam]

Men are superior to women in ... no way that I can think of.

If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...

[denny]

If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...are you a stockholder?

I don't know but I've been told...

[imaginewithme]

I don't know but I've been told that you are a hot lover.

I really think it's true that....

[thereIam]

I really think it's true that ... there is more than one way to skin a cat.

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ...

[dicksbro]

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ... your money is important to us. If you really need help and are willing to pay for it, please press 1; if you want to buy something, press 2; if you don't want to buy anything and don't like paying for support; hang up and call again when you are.

Politicians make me ....

[cbass1976]

Politicians make me very sick

Last night at 9:00 pm i was...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Last night at 9:00 I was just getting online.




When I woke up this morning I............

[WildIrish]

When I woke up this morning I...found that my genitals were stuck to the sheets.

Today, I plan on...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Today I plan on helping WI get unstuck, if he wants my help. :D





My favorite non-sexual, non-Pixie activity is........................

[WildIrish]

My favoriet non-sexual, non-Pixie activity is...pleasuring myself to the lovely ladies of Pixies. Oops, I mean construction.


I enjoy watching...

[Sugarsprinkles]

I enjoy watching CSI.





I enjoy being watched while I....................

[WildIrish]

I enjoy being watched while I...am having a good day and feel cute. Those days are few and far between!

Quite often, my mind wanders to thoughts of.....

[Sugarsprinkles]

Quite often my mind wanders to thoughts of a long liesurely day/evening of lovemaking with someone special.



If I had all the time in the world I would...................

[dicksbro]

If I had all the time in the world I would...I'd probably start enough things going on I'd still wonder where all the time went. :(

If I were a hammer ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

If I were a hammer, there'd be more banging going on than there is now. :D




If I could meet someone famous it would be...........

[dicksbro]

If I could meet someone famous it would be ... Cleopatra ... just to see what she was really like.

Little Johnny jokes ...

[thereIam]

Little Johnny jokes ... are told by people who wish they could be like Johnny.

In the aftermath of ...

[Teddy Bear]

In the aftermath of ... any life changing event, people tend to be drawn together.

The most terrific thing.....

[dicksbro]

In the aftermath of ... 9/11, everyone seems more concious of the frailty of life.

We are the world

[musicman]

We are the world.....and we should learn to respect it....


How did we ever

[Teddy Bear]

(hey.... did I use invisible ink?)

*pouts*

[Sugarsprinkles]

No teddy, but sometimes that happens when two people post virtually at the same time. :(


How did we ever manage before we found Pixies?



If I had the money I would.......................

[way22hot]

spend it .
when I was younger...

[bordendazed]

When I was younger , I wanted to be older.

Now that I am older....

[kinx]

...I wish I had taken advantages of missed opportunities for sex...

I realized that I was a sex addict when...

[Sugarsprinkles]

I realized I was a sex addict when (many years ago) I did it so much I was sore for a few days afterward.




The kinkiest thing I ever did was.........................

[dicksbro]

The kinkiest thing I ever did was...sex in an open field where someone could come upon us. :)

The most fun I ever had was ....

[Sugarsprinkles]

When I went with my hubby, his parents and his sister and her husband to see "What's Up Doc?" in the theater. We all laughed so hard our ribs ached.




I'm so sick of.......

[musicman]

I'm so sick of bad drivers

I need to know about.....

[Coaster]

I need to know about.... the birds & the bees.

I want to see...

[rockintime]

I want to see...the preliminaries to Coaster's avtar scene.


The couple rapidly ...

[SuzyQ]

The couple rapidly had an orgasm..then argued who would sleep on the wet spot...

My s/o is so

[dicksbro]

My s/o is so ... much fun to be with, I always like her with me.

The worst thing about sex is ...

[thereIam]

The worst thing about sex is ... there is no worst thing.

Hey! You with the chocolates ...

[Coaster]

Hey! You with the chocolates... share some with mw?

My mind wanders when.....

[imaginewithme]

My mind wonders when ... I am driving.

I would really love to try to.......

[Sugarsprinkles]

I really would love to try to start writing in my journal again.




The last time I had sex..............

[Coaster]

EEEEEEKKSS!!!! Glad I'm not on the same road you're driving on... better get that hand out from between your legs:D

I would really love to try to.......survive a sexual assault by the Pixie lasses!

My idea of a great evening is.....

[Coaster]

OOOpps! SS beat me....

so i'll answer hers too..

The last time I had sex....... with another person....hehe..... was a couple days ago.

[Sugarsprinkles]

My idea of a great evening is an evening that includes some lovin'.




I wish I could.................

[WildIrish]

I wish I could blink my eyes and nod my head like Barbara Eden and have cool stuff happen.

My ass is so big...

[Coaster]

My ass is so big...that when I bent over the waiter threw a tablecloth over it and pulled up chairs!

I can't remember the last time...

[WildIrish]

I can't remember the last time I was so damn horny thinking about owls. :D

Potato chips are...

[Lilith]

Potato chips are for wusses, I'll have Doritos.


Kiss me once...

[WildIrish]

Kiss me once and we'll take it from there.

While riding in a buggy through central park, I saw...

[Lilith]

While riding in a buggy through central park, I saw a streaker:D



Necessity being the mother of invention,

[WildIrish]

Necessity being the mother of invention, would the most likely father be creativity or mechanical ability? :D

I was taken by suprise...

[dicksbro]

I was taken by suprise...when the aliens landed and invited me to lunch on their spaceship. :D :D

Oral sex is as natural as ...

[Coaster]

Oral sex is as natural as ... breathing....... breathing deeply:slurp:

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....

[musicman]

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....seeing if I can masturbate without the other drivers noticing

I like to have sex in public because it's

[Coaster]

I like to have sex in public because it's exciting.... the possibility of getting caught!

The most public place I've had sex is....

[musicman]

The most public place I've had sex is....on a local baseball field's first base line

the coolest thing I have ever done is

[dicksbro]

... marry my wife.

The best vacation I ever took was ...

[musicman]

The best vacation I ever took was ...in 1995 to europe for 5 weeks with my best friend

the coolest place i have ever been is

[dicksbro]

Near Peoria several years ago the wind chill factor reached -80 degrees. I know that isn't what you meant ... but it was COOL ... COLD actually. :D :D

Where's the neatest place you've ever lived?

[musicman]

I have only lived in 3 houses....and now is the one I like best

I am wondering why.....

[dicksbro]

I'm wondering why I did the post I did last time.

I call it temporary insanity ...

[Coaster]

I call it temporary insanity ..... to live up here in the great white north. Somebody, please warm me up!;)

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........

[denny]

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........some sleep.

I call it wildly ambitious to.....

[dicksbro]

I call it wildly ambitious to...reserve the Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress warehouse because you think you're going to be making lots of love this weekend. :)

Someday I will ...

[musicman]

Someday I will ...have just enough money to not have to worry about my bills every month

Today will be.....

[Coaster]

Today will be.....a great day! Won't allow it to be anything else.

The unique thing I do when I give a message is.....

[Coaster]

Oooppppsssss.... that should be massage!
The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....

[rockintime]

The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....use my lips in a few key places.


I can't count the times I've ...

[bb@po9]

That I have enjoyed sex so much!



I would like you to do.........

[rockintime]

I would like you to do ... to me what I've been dreaming of for ages.


Their nakedness was exposed ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Their nakedness was exposed ...for all the world to see.




Mutual orgasm is

[rockintime]

Mutual orgasm is ... elation multiplied to the nth degree.


Prior to having sex ...

[Sugarsprinkles]

Prior to having sex take plenty of time with foreplay.





Breasts are not on/off knobs..........

[rockintime]

Breasts are not on/off knobs.......... and penises aren't the end of a tug-of-war rope. :D


Feeling his oats ...

[dicksbro]

Feeling his oats ... churning in his stomach, the horse tried to get more comfortable. (Not what you were expecting ... eh?)

I love to ...

[rockintime]

I love to ... pull pompous peoples' chains.



Creating a good relationship ...

[BadChicken]

Creating a good relationship...requires effort from both parties


Too much sex can...

[thereIam]

Too much sex can ... cause rabbits to take over a farm.

Once I had a green velvet...

[rockintime]

Once I had a green velvet...condom, but for some reason it didn't work very well.


Hearing my partners moans caused me to ...

[dicksbro]

Hearing my partner's moans caused me to ... climax even sooner.

Watching a sexy move ...

[popper70]

Watching a sexy move ... makes me wanna see more.

Coming home from work, first thing i want to ...

[dicksbro]

Coming home from work, first thing i want to ... is usually use the rest room. :D :D

After the rest room I like to ...

[redbones]

after the rest room i like to take a shower.

After i take a shower i lotion my skin.. then i...

[rockintime]

After i take a shower i lotion my skin.. then i... slip softly between the sheets awaiting the pleasuring sensations that are forthcoming.


The backseat of the car ...

[musicman]

The backseat of the car ...tends to be a lucky place for me

I lost my virginity in the

[rockintime]

I lost my virginity in the ... front seat of the car just before the police arrived.


My favorite way to ....

[dicksbro]

My favorite way to .... spend a workday, is to have it off. :D

I like temperatures ...

[rockintime]

I like temperatures ... rising along with expectations, desires, and needs.


Bringing out handcuffs, whips, and blindfolds ...

[dicksbro]

Bringing out handcuffs, whips, and blindfolds ... you knew Lilith was ready to start. :)

The new clothesline ...

[thereIam]

The new clothesline...actually works better than the handcuffs.

Thunderstorms are good for ...

[dicksbro]

Thunderstorms are good for ... sleeping. (I love to sleep during them.)

A little rain ...

[musicman]

A little rain ...is wonderful to walk through....

life is funny because

[rockintime]

Life is funny because ... just when you think you got it figured out, you don't!


Playfully coming up behind ...

[musicman]

Playfully coming up behind ...can be sneaky and fun

oral sex is amazing when.....

[rockintime]

Oral sex is amazing when.....performed on me!!!!!!


Looking through the keyhole, he saw ....

[musicman]

Looking through the keyhole, he saw ....something he didn't believe

I can't imagine what he saw

[rockintime]

I can't imagine what he saw...since he is totally blind.


A surprising use for panties is ...

[musicman]

A surprising use for panties is ...wearing them :D

g strings are common in

[rockintime]

g strings are common in strippers who play guitars.


The room warmed when ...

[dicksbro]

The room warmed when ... the thermostat was turned up. :D

His cock hardened ...

[thereIam]

his cock hardened ... after the room warmed up! :D

I like panties best when ...

[musicman]

I like panties best when ...they are no longer on the woman

showers for two can be fun because

[rockintime]

Showers for two can be fun because... you never know what you will bump into. :D


They set a record for ...

[musicman]

They set a record for ...longest sex without orgasm

i couldn't believe they

[rockintime]

I couldn't believe they ... didn't get their names inthe Guinness Book of World Records.


Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...

[musicman]

Unbuttoning her blouse very slowly, she said ...if you come closer - I'll scream

he was taken aback by

[thereIam]

He was taken aback by ... her loud, ear piercing scream.

As I gaze off into the night ...

[dicksbro]

As I gaze off into the night ... I try to remember that scene.

Rubbing it ...

[thereIam]

Rubbing it ... will cause you to go blind.

Corrective lenses ...

[rockintime]

Corrective lenses ... allow me to salivate more over the Pixie pictures.


His fingers slid ...

[dicksbro]

His fingers slid ... over his well-lubricated pole.

She moaned ...

[rockintime]

She moaned ... so loudly that the entire northwest section of the city was awaked.


"Sit on my lap", said ...

[dicksbro]

"Sit on my lap", said ... the spider to the fly."

Go for it.

[rockintime]

"Go for it"...could be a NEW credo for Nike.


Last night I ...

[imaginewithme]

Last night I ate an ice cream cone.

Tonight I....

[rockintime]

Tonight I ... ate something MUCH more interesting. :D


Those who dream by day ...

[thereIam]

Those who dream by day ... probably work the night shift.

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ...

[dicksbro]

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ... hoping that my dreams will come true.

Reaching around her ...

[thereIam]

Reaching around her ... I discovered that her skirt had no back!

Squirrels in the road ...

[dicksbro]

Squirrels in the road ... could be mistaken for some local drivers.

Will that be all ...

[thereIam]

Will that be all ... or can I get you another drink?

Once in a blue moon ...

[dicksbro]

Once in a blue moon ... you can expect to win a lottery prize.

Never say never ...

[rockintime]

Never say never...quoth the Raven. (my apologies to Mr. Poe for the alteration)


Succulent and delicious describe ...

[musicman]

Succulent and delicious describe ...my wife.

hot and heavy sex is only good when

[dicksbro]

hot and heavy sex is only good when ... the minute hand is on or between two numbers or hour marks on a clock.

Sucking cock ...

[rockintime]

Sucking cock ... can at times reach the heights of an artform.


His plan backfired when ...

[dicksbro]

His plan backfired when ... she chose to use the vacuum for sucking. (ouch)

Proceeding ahead ...

[thereIam]

Proceeding ahead ... with his plan, he became entangled in the vacuum.

The lesson to be learned ...

[imaginewithme]

The lesson to be learned...only use the vacuum for sucking dirt.

Sometimes I wish I could just......

[dicksbro]

Sometimes I wish I could just......run around naked all day.

Once upon a time I ...

[rockintime]

Once upon a time I ... found myself in the Land of Good and Plenty I got sex whenever and however I wanted all the time.

:devil:

Practicing incessantly, he ...

[dicksbro]

Practicing incessantly, he ... trained himself to "will an erection" which was a real asset for a male exotic dancer.

Humming to himself ...

[rockintime]

Humming to himself ... was fortunate for everyone else since he couldn't carry a tune.


I hope I'm not late for ...

[dicksbro]

I hope I'm not late for ... anything since my watch stopped.

I'm ready for anything ...

[flutelady]

I'm ready for anything... too bad my body isn't (sigh)


I broke my shoelace...

[dicksbro]

I broke my shoelace...restraining that heel.

I just love to ...

[Coaster]

I just love to.... run my tongue down the middle of her back & bottom.

I love it when...

[Lion]

I love it when Flute Lady plays my flute


How many times have you....

[flutelady]

How many times have you run your tongue down the middle of her back and bottom this month?


The last time I had phone sex...

[Lion]

The last time I had phone sex I shot 2 feet


The last time I wanted phone sex...

[dicksbro]

The last time I wanted phone sex ... we were in the same room and there was only one phone. :)

Going to work ...

[Coaster]

Going to work gets me away from my pixie addiction.

DB lost his.....

[Curious_Fem]

DB lost his ... pants, and I'm not complaining one bit.

He woke up with a smile on his face ...

[dicksbro]

He woke up with a smile on his face ... thinking about all the Pixie ladies.

Taking off clothes ...

[musicman]

Taking off clothes ...makes it that much easier to have sex

big bathtubs are good because

[osuche]

big bathtubs are good because...you can immerse your whole body in them.

Right now, I'd rather be...

[sweetseduction]

Right now I'd rather be .........well do you really have to ask!!

As she move her tongue .....

[rockintime]

As she moved her tongue ..... the gaps and abscesses in her teeth became quite obvious. (sorry :( ) (I even turned myself off with that one...I'm sick, I'm sick, I need to see a therapist.)



The smell of bacon reminds me of ...

[dicksbro]

The smell of bacon reminds me of ... breakfast.

A sip of wine ...

[Coaster]

A sip of wine is all she needed to get her motor running!

When I tasted the wine on her lips.........

[dicksbro]

When I tasted the wine on her lips...I asked where she kept the bottle. :)

There's still time ...

[musicman]

There's still time ...to spend a romantic weekend together.

Can you believe

[rockintime]

Can you believe ... you've spent all this time in Pixies Games?



Shifting uneasily, she ...

[dicksbro]

Shifting uneasily, she ... nevertheless kept the rhythm going.

Bobbing up and down ...

[musicman]

Bobbing up and down ...she enjoyed herself immensley.

so when he climaxed

[dicksbro]

So when he climaxed ... she felt the moist remains of his satisfaction.

Hurrying home ...

[musicman]

Hurrying home ...I didn't want to be late for supper

It's Easter Sunday so.....

[dicksbro]

It's Easter Sunday so.....we had a full day visiting our daughter and her family!

It's almost 8:30PM so ...

[rockintime]

It's almost 8:30PM so ... I'm thinking about what will be happening when I go to bed tonight. :D


Laying outside naked ...

[dicksbro]

Laying outside naked ... sounds like fun, but you need a good place to do it.

Sixty nine is more than just a number, it's ....

[Lion]

Sixtynine is more than a number, its a serious position..


I'm horny as hell and I don't how to...

[dicksbro]

I'm horny as hell and I don't how to...work around plaster cast.

Ice cream and chocolate syrup ...

[redbones]

Ice cream and chocolate syrup was poured all ova her body and i watched as my boyfriend can lick it off of her.


Did u see she wasn't wearing any

[dicksbro]

Did u see she wasn't wearing any ... leather, only that sheer stuff?

Oral sex ....

[rockintime]

Oral sex ... just kind of rolls right off your tongue.


It's spring and ...

[dicksbro]

It's spring and ... that's when all the animals think of love. :lust:

To be content ...

[musicman]

To be content ...is a daily goal I try to achieve.

so i was burning this CD and.....

[rockintime]

So i was burning this CD and ... and my computer caught fire.


Figuring he knew all there was about women, he ...

[dicksbro]

Figuring he knew all there was about women, he ... quickly learned that's impossible. :)

Trying on the roller skates ...

[rockintime]

Trying on the roller skates ... caused their efforts to consummate a sexual union to be a bit more challenging.


Raise you hands high ...

[SuzyQ]

Raise your hands high so I can take your wallet and don't shoot you.

It was a dark and stormy night.....

[lakritze]

It was a dark and stormy night,perfect for a round of golf............................... It was the best of times,it was the worst of

[SuzyQ]

I was thinking of sex....

It was a dark and stormy night, when.....

[thereIam]

It was a dark and stormy night , when ... SuzyQ made me holler her name, again and again.

Sex is always good, but when ...

[dicksbro]

Sex is always good, but when ... it's unexpected, it's fabulous!

Walking is ...

[SuzyQ]

Walking is good, especially if you meet someone you want to have sex with...

There are two people.....

[musicman]

There are two people.....who had some awesome sex.

So after that awesome sex....

[GusAspar]

So after that awesome sex... we talked to each other about how delicious it was.

I noticed the top button of her blouse was undone...

[rockintime]

I noticed the top button of her blouse was undone...and she noticed my eyes glued to her cleavage.


Just before cumming ...

[musicman]

Just before cumming ...I tensed up as my balls tightened.

After that happened......

[dicksbro]

After that happened......the clean-up process began.

Seeing her sleeping there ...

[musicman]

Seeing her sleeping there ...is one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen.

hell hath no fury

[kinx]

hell hath no fury.... like a women unsatisfied.

After shaving my balls, she...

[musicman]

After shaving my balls, she...proceeded to shave herself.

after we were both clean shaven

[thereIam]

After we were both clean shaven... it was time for a nap.

Looking for a change of pace ...

[musicman]

Looking for a change of pace we started with a long hot sensual bath

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

[dicksbro]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... was a small little boy tooling around the countryside turning sand people into mudpies. :)

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a ...

[jseal]

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a stock option for an unsecured note!



Her Majesty’s Government has no permanent enemies...

[musicman]

Her Majesty’s Government has no permanent enemies...but a lot of bandwagon ones.....

it was hardly spoken of during the family's.....

[dicksbro]

It was hardly spoken of during the family's.....reunion, but afterwards everybody gossiped about it.

There's a naked lady in my bed ...