???????????????

[gekkogecko]

You mean, you don't?

[kleclere]

Is it allowed here?

[dicksbro]

Who would complain?

[gekkogecko]

What's to complain about?

[kleclere]

Is it really a complaint?

[dicksbro]

Is 'what' a complaint?

[gekkogecko]

Have we lost all semblance of coherency?

[dicksbro]

Why, is it missing?

[kleclere]

Was it truely lost?

[dicksbro]

Do we need to send out a search party?

[Coaster]

Are you ready for hurricane Sandy?

[gekkogecko]

will the hurricane lift the skirts of women who aren't wearing underwear?

[kleclere]

Can we only hope?

[dicksbro]

Don't you think PF would be happy if it did the same to those with panties on?

[gekkogecko]

Would he be happier it it blew all the underwear his way?

[dicksbro]

Who, indeed?

[kleclere]

Can just anyone?

[Pita]

What's up?



:jacques:

[Coaster]

What's up?



:jacques:


Well hun.... you know what's up on me don't you?

[dicksbro]

She probably knows what's up with most of us guys, don't ya' think? :rolleyes2

:)

[Pita]

Can I be of any kind of help?

[Coaster]

Can I just close my eyes and be surprised?

[dicksbro]

Can I keep my eyes open and be thrilled? :D

[Pita]

Is there a chance you might get something in your eye? :D

[dicksbro]

Does that sound like fun, or what?

[kleclere]

Was that a promise or a threat?

[gekkogecko]

Which would you prefer?

[kleclere]

Do I have to pick?

[Pita]

If you don't pick does that make you greedy?

[kleclere]

Can I be greedy?

[Pita]

Can I stop you?

[dicksbro]

Would you do that?

[Pita]

Is more like I would encourage you?

[kleclere]

How much encouragement?

[gekkogecko]

What kind of encouragement?

[Pita]

Is there a particular type of encouragement that you favor?

[kleclere]

What would you suggest?

[WildIrish]

Would a Suggestion Box be out of the question?

[kleclere]

Can we get one of those installed?

[dicksbro]

Would it look something like "The Shout Box?"

[kleclere]

Would we have to have a vote on what it might look like?

[gekkogecko]

ould we realistically vote for anything other than a nekkid TinglingTess?

[Coaster]

Darn.... did I miss Tess AGAIN?

[kleclere]

Would we have to get the ok from her?

[gekkogecko]

Or would the permission have to come from Jass Wolf?

[kleclere]

Would we have to get written permission?

[dicksbro]

You mean nothing was decided while I was gone the past couple of days?

[gekkogecko]

Who are you, again?

[kleclere]

Is this a still on going problem?

[jseal]

Which problem are you referring to?

[dicksbro]

Do you have one in mind you'd like to focus on?

[kleclere]

Did we ever get the Pixies orgy figured out?

[dicksbro]

Have we ever figured anything out? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Does the answer lie within?

[Coaster]

Are we there yet? :whack:

[kleclere]

Have we ever been there?

[dicksbro]

Where are we going?

[gekkogecko]

Why is it getting warmer, and what are we doing in this handbasket?

[Pita]

Is this the right spot for the Pixie orgy? :grope:

[gekkogecko]

Why not start (another) one, and find out?

[dicksbro]

Is Tess inviting us?

[gekkogecko]

You're waiting for an invitation?

[Pita]

Is the lizardman a party crasher?

[dicksbro]

Does that mean no invitation is required and we can just rush on in? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Are you an angel, or a fool?

[Pita]

Which would you prefer me to be?

[dicksbro]

Is there any doubt that you fill the angel role?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't she have horns rather than a halo?

[Pita]

Would you prefer me naughty or nice?

[dicksbro]

Would you be surprised if I just answered, "Yes!"? :)

[Pita]

Are you man that swings both ways?

[gekkogecko]

Does he have parts that swing at all?

[Pita]

Weren't there pictures that said he did?

[Coaster]

Tess mind if I wrap my lips around you AV?

[Pita]

Would you like to remove the shirt first?

[dicksbro]

I WILL! I WILL! PICK ME! PICK ME! http://www.northstarfacilitators.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/smiley-raised-hand1.gif

Oops. That was suppose to be a question. Okay, "Would you believe, I will! I will? Would you pick me?" How's that?

[Pita]

Wow, is there anything else on you as big as that smilie?

[Coaster]

Would you like to satisfy your curiosity?

[dicksbro]

What were you thinking of doing?

[Pita]

Is the limit on what I can do?

[Coaster]

Can we just "do"?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[Coaster]

Are we lustful?

[kleclere]

Shouldn't we all be lustful?

[gekkogecko]

What would we be lustful about?

[Pita]

Can we even begin to know what you might find lustful?

[kleclere]

Should we consider all the wonderful Pixies folks?

[dicksbro]

We could, couldn't we?

[Pita]

Doesn't he have a very kinky mind?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that what we're suppose to have? :confused:


:D

[gekkogecko]

Does your kink match my kink?

[Pita]

Should we find out?

[kleclere]

How might we go about that?

[dicksbro]

Could we do something like the old "Cleans and Dirties?" For example ...

Rooster is a clean while cock is a dirty.
Handkerchief is a clean while snotrag is a dirty.

What do you think?

[Pita]

Dicksbro, what are you smoking? :D

[gekkogecko]

Is it the same thing that Steph is smoking?

[dicksbro]

I was just wondering how Steph was doing. Can you believe it?

[gekkogecko]

Are you calling me gullible?

[Pita]

Would he ever say such a thing about you?

[Coaster]

Tess.......... can I unsnap that last clasp on your Mrs Claus outfit?

[Pita]

What if I catch a chill?

[dicksbro]

Could I help to keep you warm? :)

[Pita]

Will you build a fire and snuggle with me under a blanket?

[dicksbro]

Do zebras have stripes?

[gekkogecko]

Do you prefer black zebras with white stripes, or white zebras with black stripes?

[Coaster]

Can we have Tess with no stripes.... maybe just a hand print on her cute tush?

[Pita]

Will you do the paddling?

[kleclere]

Does it have to get paddled?

[Coaster]

Can I use my hand instead?

[dicksbro]

A nice deep massage might just be enough, don't you think? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

What part of her do we get to massage?

[Pita]

Do we really have to choose a part?

[Coaster]

Want Me To Warm Up Some Oil?

[gekkogecko]

Are you threatening to boil her in oil?

[kleclere]

Does she look like a turkey?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have her trussed like one?

[Pita]

Can we please get back to more pleasant conversation?

[dicksbro]

Can we please get back to more pleasant conversation?
How about a good massage? :D

[kleclere]

Can it be both giving and receiving?

[dicksbro]

That would be nice, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it the season to be naughty?

[dicksbro]

Can't naughty be nice?

[Pita]

Whose lap can I sit on?

[gigi]

Do we get to pick the lap?

[jseal]

Oooo! :wave: Oooo! :wave: Will I do? :wish:

[dicksbro]

Would my lap also work?

[Pita]

Would want me on your lap or between your legs?

[kleclere]

Which one would you prefer?

[gekkogecko]

Does one preclude the other?

[dicksbro]

Don't you find it hard when you start thinking about Tess' offer? You don't just want to shoot off a premature answer, do you?

[gekkogecko]

Is premature often a problem in your sex life?

[Pita]

Are we getting personal again?

[kleclere]

Do we do that alot here?

[gekkogecko]

What do you mean by "a lot"?

[Coaster]

Are you obsessing?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we all just go back to that topic of continuing interest ... sex? :)

[gekkogecko]

Who on these forums would be interested in sex?

[Pita]

Would it surprise you to know that I am very interested in sex?

[kleclere]

Should we be surprised?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe I only care about sex on days that end in "Y"?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't "day" end in "y"?

[dicksbro]

You're not sure?

[Coaster]

Isn't she sexy?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean that lovely Pixie siren in the red bow?

[Coaster]

Should we keep her guessing?

[dicksbro]

We might have to because couldn't it also be that other fantastic Pixie lady with the French sounding nickname?

[gekkogecko]

Why limit the adjective "lovely" to "French"?

[dicksbro]

Good point gekkogecko! All Pixie ladies are especially lovely, aren't they? :boink:

[gekkogecko]

How can anyone argue with that?

[kleclere]

Would anyone argue with that?

[Pita]

Who would win the argument?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't all the guys who think Pixie ladies are terrific be considered winners? :confused:

[Pita]

Do we just love when Dicksbro writes one of his poems?

[gekkogecko]

Would you prefer to act one out?

[Pita]

Would that involve me getting naked?

[gigi]

Should we all get naked?

[Coaster]

Can I be naked under you two?^^^^^^^^^^^^

[kleclere]

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

[Coaster]

would I be dreaming?

[gekkogecko]

Would it possibly be a nightmare?

[Pita]

Lizardman, what about being naked under two ladies make you think of nightmares?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't that depend on the "ladies"?

[Coaster]

can we do this before the world ends?

[dicksbro]

Any idea what time the world will end today?

[Pita]

Who thinks this world ending business is taking its sweet time showing up?

[dicksbro]

Do you think it already ended and the transition was just very subtle? :shrug:

[Coaster]

Ahhhhhhhhh... a new day.... we are alive aren't we?

[Pita]

Whose ready to open some presents?

[Coaster]

Are you all wrapped up?

[gekkogecko]

Is she wrapped too tightly?

[pinkFlames]

Can she escape?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like she's the present, doesn't it?

[kleclere]

Where was I when this happened?

[gekkogecko]

Are you out of your mind?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean like, "out of one and into another?" :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Is it another's mind that you're trying to get into?

[Pita]

Do you know what's in my mind? Do you????? :huh:

[dicksbro]

Can we have a clue, like, is it big?

[gekkogecko]

Bigger than a bread box?

[Pita]

Would you believe that I just changed my mind?

[Coaster]

Would it be uncommon for a woman to change her mind?

[dicksbro]

Change it "from what" ... "to what?" :confused:

[Coaster]

Are you SURE? :truce:

[gekkogecko]

Why not just go with the flow?

[dicksbro]

Have you ever noticed how subjects seem to change quite frequently here?

[pinkFlames]

Do you change your socks as often?

[gekkogecko]

Do you change your underpants as often?

[Pita]

Do you even wear underpants?

[Coaster]

Do you have a pierced navel?

[Pita]

Would that be a turn on?

[Coaster]

Do you think it would?

[Pita]

Don't you find most things about a woman a turn on?

[Coaster]

Should we count the ways?

[dicksbro]

Won't we need dozens and dozen of guys to count because we'll quickly run out of fingers and toes? :confused:

[pinkFlames]

Does somebody have an abacus?

[gekkogecko]

Do you need an electric abacus?

[Pita]

Why don't we just give a ball park figure?

[pinkFlames]

What kind of figure does a ball park have?

[dicksbro]

Don't you think that would depend on who's playing in the park that day?

[Coaster]

Who has the ballpark franks?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have something frankfurter-shaped?

[kleclere]

Does anyone have a grill?

[Pita]

Is it time for a Pixie party?

[Coaster]

Anyone crack open the keg?

[dicksbro]

Did anyone remember to bring the keg to crack open? :confused:

[Pita]

Where is that Lizardman with the keg?

[Coaster]

Psssst ... meet me by the keg won't you?

[Pita]

Quiet down or they will catch us!

[pinkFlames]

Was that a question?

[Pita]

Did I forget what game I was in? :D

[Coaster]

Was that the Dom slipping out of Pita?

[Pita]

Coaster, haven't I told you before that I'm a good little subbie?

[Coaster]

Pita... do you try to have it both ways? :kisser:

[Pita]

Would that make me greedy or just adaptable to the moment?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't you only greedy if you're bisexual, poly *and* switch?

[Coaster]

Huh?

[dicksbro]

Would that make me greedy or just adaptable to the moment?
Hmmmm ... This is getting V-E-R-Y interesting, isn't it? :slurp:

[Pita]

DB, what is wrong with your tongue?

[Coaster]

Was his tongue misplaced?

[Pita]

Where would be a good place for his tongue?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you think someplace warm and moist? :)

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it already somewhere warm and moist?

[Coaster]

Are we speaking in tongues?

[Pita]

Can we involve other parts of the body in this discussion?

[Coaster]

Can you show me what you have in mind?

[Pita]

Would you rather we just get naked and be spontaneous?

[Coaster]

Isn't spontaneity a good thing?

[dicksbro]

The nakedness sure adds to the excitement, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

What has you excited?

[dicksbro]

Should all the Pixie ladies nicknames be listed?

[Pita]

Have you always had such a love....I mean lust for the ladies?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anything wrong with that?

[dicksbro]

Or, could that be called "Goodness?"

[Pita]

So, what's new today?

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm, Wednesday morning ...

oh, yeah ... meeting this morning at 6AM and another tonight at 7PM. Also, got my cars washed yesterday for the first time in quite a long time.

Other than that ... not much. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

What's old today?

[Pita]

Are we just as old as we feel?

[dicksbro]

Or ... do we feel just as old as we are? :confused:

[Coaster]

Any masseuses out there?

[Pita]

When can I get my full body massage?

[gekkogecko]

With tongue?

[Pita]

What else would you use?

[Coaster]

Can you give me one Pita after I give you one?

[dicksbro]

Is Pita pretending to be yeast again, making us warm and rise?

[Coaster]

Do you need to be kneaded too DB?

[dicksbro]

Is that a question that even needs to be asked? :D

[Coaster]

Aren't we being a little needy?

[Pita]

Can you boys play nice and wait your turn?

[Coaster]

You wouldn't want a MFM?

[dicksbro]

Yeah, would that be okay? Would it? Huh? Would it? :hot:

:D